Gram. Fish burrito attempt no. 2

Of course you'd have a Mexican restaurant right behind a Mexican restaurant! Don Diego's in Burbank.

Gram. The World is Ending Time to Get a Fish Burrito Edition

Today I trekked out to Pasadena  under the charred sky of Altadena to pick up a little donkey y pescado at La Estrella.  The burrito was good and the prices were too, but what kind of self-respecting taqueria runs out of avocados?  Party foul.

Have a good one,

K

State is on fire again. Went for cheeseburgers. Just a typical day.

Had one today. Pastor. 1.26 lbs.

Gram: I went to Las Vegas for a night again Edition

After a pretty intense night, I found a little local place to get some
carnitas and watch Steven Segal in Spanish before heading home.
Grammed. Mapped.

Comical amounts of IN-N-OUT.

Burritos as art.

New art from Matt, check it out!

From Jose, despite the fact that he's at the desk behind me.

I am literally drinking a jug of beer at work.  I'm justifying it with the creative process and Photoshop.

Dominated food at Lawry's.

I might not be able to turn down a place called the Taco Llama....

Line at the ATM. I hate the 'burbs.

So I went to Hooters...

Pretty cool. I'm hanging out with realtors in Santa Monica. No Paul
Rudd sightings so far.

...everytime with the waitresses....

Re: #theJoysofOwningaCat

He claws my hands!

#theJoysofOwningaCat

Do you ever just wake up and pour rubbing alcohol over your hands? No?

Must keep cat away from iPhone headphones.  Don't need to go on to pair no. 6.

When in doubt, marg me. SUPER shredded beef burrito at Blockheads. Via @k8rhymeswith__

Rudy's Really Is the Best...

They had a backyard, and I miss it despite the fact that I've never seen it...

When in doubt...

You know you're a nerd when...

The prices have been known to change on almost a daily basis.

Chocolate milk and a brownie? Too much. Not really

They do have an extra meat option

via @k8rhymeswith__

Breakfast of Champions

I was guest no. 9.  8 people in front of me.  I'll have to try harder next time.

Little did Frank know, this gringo dabbles in Mexican food...

My car wouldn't start the other day and so I took it to a mechanic I
know to check it out and while I was waiting figured I'd get some
food. Frank pointed me in the direction of a nearby taco joint, I
picked up some al pastor and carnitas tacos and came back to snap some
pictures.

I think it a little funny that I can run a tab at the mechanic and
that the only other place I can do that is the place I get my hair
cut.

Going inside in-n-out is a terrible idea you smell the food but can't
have it yet

For a nation that makes as many centenarians as Gameboys, that food
sure seemed shitty for me

Small Island is a good name for a Japanese place, but also very wrong.

When I think Japanese restaurant, I think the Bodyguard soundtrack.

#Fail

Attempts to drink less Coke aren't going well

#DirtySixLetterWords

What is it about pupusas, that despite the fact that you've covered
them in cortido and chopped them up, they're still hot enough inside
to discover new phases of matter?

Pupuseria del Valle on Victory. Love this place. Love dollar pupusa Tuesdays.
Also, pupusa and by extension pupuseria might be some of the greatest
words in any language.

Tapatio

I had to, someone offered. 1.2lb, carnitas

#WelcomeToThePartyPal

Alas, your Mr. Teddy Clock did not see it that way...so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life

Ps.

Google Voice is all kinds of fun despite the fact that I have no real need for it.  If only...

Nothing short of a love affair with the new van

And she hasn't even arrived yet.

#WeAreHiring

Monday had a birthday interoffice Eco-terrorism bug huntin and a
charity for casual goodbyes Connie tomorrow?

Gram. Why do only 10 year olds work here edition.

I drove to a Yelp fave not too far from home and it's a pretty good
find. I like the option to pick your salsa and then they finish
wrapping it, but that could have been a result of me being the only
patron the entire time...

And what's with all the kids? True to other reviews, there were at
least two kids working, at least half the workforce.

They weren't cooking and after learning the fish was grilled, I went
al pastor and man does it have a kick.

Good. Cheap. Legit. I recommend it. Villanueva.

I know it already, this salsa is going to kick my ass.

Gone burrito-huntin'

I filled out a form for work, got a call back, and they asked if I prefer to go by K____ or my title, Capt. Maverick McAwesome

#Makingtheworldabetterplace

I filled out a form for work, got a call back, and they asked if I prefer to go by K____ or my title, Capt. Maverick McAwesome. #Makingtheworldabetterplace

We Have Your Stapler...

These are our demands. The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...


Please consider the planet before printing this email. You'll save a tree, save the clutter and maybe help save your friends from an avalanche of needless paper.

This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten  This was pretty much made for me, except it could use more of the girl from this video... OMG like totally

Turns out, liquor stores aren't open at 8:29 in the morning.

> (310): Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the
> next bar.
>
> <3

I needed to charge the battery. Figured I'd eat too.

Since I'm just sitting in a running car, I wonder if it's illegal for
me to have a beer. What's the ruling on intent there?

I just had dinner in the driver's seat of my tiny car. Parked in front
of my house. At least my car smells great.

I am the panini king.

French toast with a side of 'Ebony & Ivory'

I want to know how people with zero friends or posts find me and add me on twitter...

Fwd: Tilapia burrito con avocado fresca.

Gram via k8rhymeswith__ Looks good too, expect a reply manana

I become a little more religious when I format my laptop

My sisters like Jason Mraz, which makes car trips easier.